Chapter 1

My name is Bill Donga. I am a 102 year old man who has fought in every major war since World War I. All these wars have really taken a toll on me and I suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I have become extremely paranoid in my later years and have begun to hear voices. I love my guns and liquor and can't stand the young whippersnappers running around the streets these days. Thanks to my cursed long life, I have had to see both of my sons and my wife precede me in death and this has had a profound impact upon my sanity.